It's the time of year again when the public get overly intoxicated and stumble around the near-empty streets at stupid O'Clock in the morning.
2014 served to be a mixed year filled with both joy and tragedy. Expenses went up and spirits went down. We saw Scotland's Independence Referendum which got everyone politically active. The Commonwealth games came to Glasgow and had the city in a frenzy with people from across the seas, shaking their heads at our slow transport system.
All over the world things happened, from the disappearance of the Malaysian airplane to Zayn Malik's new hairstyle.
Leaving all that behind we look onto a new year, hoping things well get even marginally better. Shops stocked all sorts of meaningless items from indoor fire works to party poppers. Even after Christmas we still pour money into this one night, spending ludicrous sums of money on alcohol and cheap party food.
Of course, getting drunk out our tits whilst mindlessly consuming vast amounts of carbs and watching the bells ring on TV is a fantastic way to mark a new year. With 76,000 dead in Syria we continue to party, but hey, why commiserate when we can get drunk and be merry?
Happy New Year.
2014 served to be a mixed year filled with both joy and tragedy. Expenses went up and spirits went down. We saw Scotland's Independence Referendum which got everyone politically active. The Commonwealth games came to Glasgow and had the city in a frenzy with people from across the seas, shaking their heads at our slow transport system.
All over the world things happened, from the disappearance of the Malaysian airplane to Zayn Malik's new hairstyle.
Leaving all that behind we look onto a new year, hoping things well get even marginally better. Shops stocked all sorts of meaningless items from indoor fire works to party poppers. Even after Christmas we still pour money into this one night, spending ludicrous sums of money on alcohol and cheap party food.
Of course, getting drunk out our tits whilst mindlessly consuming vast amounts of carbs and watching the bells ring on TV is a fantastic way to mark a new year. With 76,000 dead in Syria we continue to party, but hey, why commiserate when we can get drunk and be merry?
Happy New Year.